You shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but you should make an exception with these.
Jeff, dropper of knowledge My Mom left me a bible my grandma gave her; I’m not religious, but the Public Slybrary made me a book safe out of it and now it has a new life! You might say it’s born again ;-)
Anonymous heathen They always said it’d save me, that old bible on the dash.
Corb, musician It’s a book safe? So, you keep a book in it?
Zoe, ingenue Uncle Jeff, they searched my sorority room, but didn’t look twice at my book safe! Not that there was anything in it. Don’t tell my mom.
Anonymous, student